Category: The Wedding Tales

  • Story Two: I Prefer “Vintage” to “Relic”

    (Because “Relic” feels like something that belongs in a museum… next to a dinosaur femur and a rotary phone.) My stomach churned as I waited for some brave soul to respond to the group chat. Silence. Then finally—ding—a text from my sister popped up in our private thread. “Kelly, they basically have this wedding planned…

  • Wedding Season: A Wallflower’s Guide to Letting Go (Sort Of)

    Story One: Turns Out, I’m a Relic I love learning and like to think I’m a reasonably intelligent person. But recently, I’ve come to grips with a humbling truth: when it comes to modern weddings, my knowledge is laughably outdated. Like… dial-up internet outdated. My oldest daughter, Karly, met Zaine at college a few years…